Ch. 2
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
The police, as she finds out, are rather... inept. She should be relieved, but instead it makes her frown. She’s a newbie – she probably left behind a ton of evidence! How can these guys be so damn blind?
Stupid detectives.
It’s also quite amusing how confused they are. She is the best suspect they have, with her shoddy alibi (home alone on a Saturday night, really) and psychological diagnosis, but she’s also the worst suspect they have. How does a sixteen-year-old girl with no physical strength manage to kill a twentysomething man twice her size? And motive? What motive? There’s nothing.
She has to give them points for questioning her at all, considering that she actually had quite recently met the guy and he apparently hadn’t boasted about his “new girlfriend” too much (yet). She withdraws many, many points for them thinking that when a teenage girl is left alone on a weekend, she would never
willingly sit home and read books instead of going out with her friends. Talk about stereotypes, really.
So when they talk to her mother and she confirms that her little girl doesn’t anyway go out, sometimes she doesn’t even leave the flat for weeks, silly girl needs some friends, it just makes it all funnier.
Two months pass, and the case is growing colder. She knows they won’t officially close it anytime soon, but she’s good. She has somehow escaped.
Actually, she’s far more concerned about school that is trampling towards her at full speed. She doesn’t like it. She can’t stand sitting down from eight in the morning to two or three or sometimes even four in the evening and study, study,
study. She wants to learn about quantum physics and astrology and space and the science of deduction and how to build robots, not to memorize the lives and deaths of British royalty and what’s the difference between a frog and a toad. She wants to read half the library and draw charts and sit up all night with a telescope and pretend to be alien and grow her own TARDIS, not stick one fact after another in her head and repeat them dutifully to get her 100% in every test.
She finds the whole education system utterly fucked up.
But she goes anyway, because the last time she tried to just avoid it, she ended up failing a year and turning into the family’s black sheep. She was expected to go to university and become famous, not to fail classes because they were so utterly
boring. So yes, she goes.
The first of September is… not what she expected. It’s a cold, windy Saturday in a park nearby her new school, she doesn’t know anybody (nor does she want to), the teachers look worn out and sleepy, and eventually it starts to rain. It’s not what she expected – she feared a catastrophe, but this is perfect.
She doesn’t want to tell people her name, so when they ask she jokingly says it’s Dormouse. They laugh and actually take to calling her Dormouse. It’s not too far from the truth anyway, for she sleeps like a sloth. She does wonder though, would they still call her Dormouse, this sweet little animal, if they ever find out what she’s done?
(Then again, Dormouse is a pretty damn good villain name, at least in her head.)